Top 10

My top 10 list as to why I like being a man.

1) having a penis (not a link to a picture of a penis, I swear)
2) getting paid more for the same job.
3) no menstruation
4) can't birth a child
5) hormones don't run crazy
6) no menopause
7) It's ok to be hairy, any and every where
8) less social pressures to conform to an image
9) the world is my toilet
10) pockets, wonderful and glroious pockets, for stuff

Three years?

So, after a year and a half it has happened. I spent an evening in the company of the ex. I've been feeling like I demonize her and have overly skewed my opnion of her, but nope. I have apparently just been nice. After about three minutes, I completely wanted to leave. I felt like I was back in elementary school and watching that kid that got the new cool toy, she wants everyone to know she has it, but doesn't want to let anyone else share. It is childish, elitist, and just sad. I felt out of place and completely uniterested. I didn't care about the toy and didn't have the energy to pretend.
Overall I felt better off for not having interacted for so long. Sorry for her, because she is the same as always. Angry that my pregame buzz left me and that the drink I ordered didn't take away my mental capacity.

a poem

I haven't done this for a long while so tell me what you think.

see the devastation
how horrible, how bad
better buy a new
car, computer, camera
to restore this nation

build up the congregation
of believers ... in products
place your faith in
the blue light special
aisle four, aisle four

ignore the problem
declare war on another
intangible concept
keep them alert and aware
completely confused

a people giving
away their rights
to sleep in their mansions
and own their yachts
just close your eyes