Saturday, March 18, 2006

Top 10

My top 10 list as to why I like being a man.

1) having a penis (not a link to a picture of a penis, I swear)
2) getting paid more for the same job.
3) no menstruation
4) can't birth a child
5) hormones don't run crazy
6) no menopause
7) It's ok to be hairy, any and every where
8) less social pressures to conform to an image
9) the world is my toilet
10) pockets, wonderful and glroious pockets, for stuff

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, well, between having a more limited role in procreation, less limitations on where one can urinate, and having pockets...seems like being male adds a lot to your life.

March 21, 2006 11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do you find you knowledge of these "advantages" that guys have makes you respect or empathize with women more?

March 23, 2006 9:40 AM  
Blogger mac said...

Women are amazing and that they put up with men is sufficient proof to that statement. That being said, I will also mention that I would probably go crazy (bad) were I a woman. However you ladies do what you do, keep it up. You all could possibly get by without us, but we could never get by without you.

March 24, 2006 8:03 PM  
Blogger Dan Morehead said...

Time for new post!

June 11, 2006 9:46 PM  

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